Our Menu
ll food items must be ordered at least 3 business days in advance. All platters provide enough for bites for 12-15 guests.
Food Menu
Carrots, Cauliflower, Olives, Sport Peppers, etc.
Fresh tortilla chips.
Extra crispy brussel sprouts, cilantro, sesame.
BBQ Sauce.

Spanish Paprika • Can be vegetarian without bacon.
Romaine, celery, parmesan crisp, pickled onion.

Chili, ranch dressing.
Choice of cheeseburger or Impossible Burger, pickle, onion special sauce, cheese.
Fried chicken, house pickles, ranch.
Bacon, sport pepper, parmesan, caramelized onions, gruyere | Can be vegetarian without bacon | Crispy bratwurst-roni, caramelized onions, cheddar.
Small Plates & Salads

2 for $7.00 | 4 for $12.00 • Spanish paprika.
Cheeseburger, wonton wrapper, and sport sauce • Vegetarian 'Impossible' option.
Sweet corn, shishitos, Sungold tomato, avocado, Parmesan, and tortilla chips.
Potato chips and crispy shallots • Add Trout Roe +$6.00
Cheddar fondue, pickled jalapeño, and warm pretzel • Add Lil' Smokies +$6.00 | Extra Pretzel +$6.00
Spicy chili garlic oil, Sichuan dry spice, or brown butter Buffalo sauce.

Broccolini, peanut sauce, fried shallot, peanut, Fresno chile, and cilantro.
Extra crispy miso maple-glazed Brussels sprouts, Chinese sausage, and cilantro.
Ceviche of cod, cucumber, and tomato with red onion and Fresno chile.

Black garlic Caesar dressing, romaine, celery, Parmesan crisp, popcorn chicken, and pickled red onion.
Cup $12.00 | Bowl $18.00 • Clams, crab, bacon, cream, and oyster crackers.
Larger Plates
Try Our Burgers - Style with Peanut Satay Sauce $2.00
American and smoked Cheddar cheeses, and Texas toast • Add Bacon +$3.00

Spicy vodka meat sauce, rigatoni, stracciatella, Parmesan, and chives • Add Side Caesar Salad +$9.00
Rock cod, pineapple pico de gallo, chipotle crema, cabbage, chiles, pickled red onion, and cilantro.
Vienna beef, tomato, pickle spear, celery salt, sport peppers, yellow mustard, onions, and relish • Add Chili Cheese Dog with beef chili, diced onion, and cheddar +$2.00 | Your choice of Regular or Waffle Fries | Sub a side Caesar Salad or Cup of Tomato Soup | Cup of Clam Chowder +$3.00 | Make Your Meal Extra Special by adding Chilli Cheese Fries for +$5.00
Bacon-y meatloaf, Texas toast, melted Cheddar, caramelized onion, and pickles • Your choice of Regular or Waffle Fries | Sub a side Caesar Salad or Cup of Tomato Soup | Cup of Clam Chowder +$3.00 | Make Your Meal Extra Special by adding Chilli Cheese Fries for +$5.00

Beef, lamb, and pork gyros, pita, feta, tzatziki, tomato, onion, and chile • Your choice of Regular or Waffle Fries | Sub a side Caesar Salad or Cup of Tomato Soup | Cup of Clam Chowder +$3.00 | Make Your Meal Extra Special by adding Chilli Cheese Fries for +$5.00
Habanero sauce, house ranch, pickled red onion, avocado, and sesame seed bun • Your choice of Regular or Waffle Fries | Sub a side Caesar Salad or Cup of Tomato Soup | Cup of Clam Chowder +$3.00 | Make Your Meal Extra Special by adding Chilli Cheese Fries for +$5.00

Double Painted Hills beef patty, American cheese, sport sauce, house pickles, red onion, and sesame seed bun • Add Bacon +$3.00 | Your choice of Regular or Waffle Fries | Sub a side Caesar Salad or Cup of Tomato Soup | Cup of Clam Chowder +$3.00 | Make Your Meal Extra Special by adding Chilli Cheese Fries for +$5.00
Double smash Painted Hills beef, smoked Fiscalini Cheddar, pickles, caramelized onion, bacon, and black garlic aioli • Your choice of Regular or Waffle Fries | Sub a side Caesar Salad or Cup of Tomato Soup | Cup of Clam Chowder +$3.00 | Make Your Meal Extra Special by adding Chilli Cheese Fries for +$5.00
Impossible patty (vegan), American cheese, sport sauce, shredded iceberg, house pickles, and thin red onion • Your choice of Regular or Waffle Fries | Sub a side Caesar Salad or Cup of Tomato Soup | Cup of Clam Chowder +$3.00 | Make Your Meal Extra Special by adding Chilli Cheese Fries for +$5.00
Rock cod, crispy beer batter, tartar sauce, and fries • Your choice of Regular or Waffle Fries | Sub a side Caesar Salad or Cup of Tomato Soup | Cup of Clam Chowder +$3.00 | Make Your Meal Extra Special by adding Chilli Cheese Fries for +$5.00
Kid's Menu
Fries! Fries! Fries!
Beef chili, diced onion, and cheddar.
Add a Side of Any of Our Housemade Sauces: Ranch, Sport Sauce, or Peanut Satay.
Sweets
Butterscotch and vanilla cream.
Bruleed banana, ice cream, Hershey's strawberry puree, and candied peanuts.
Vanilla ice cream with chocolate or strawberry sauce.